HezboCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

ass, bored, Bro, Caves, Crafty, dark souls, death, ds games, dumbasses, fucking, Game, Lied, Lies, loved, Minecraft, open world, outposts, Playing, Server, ubisoft, V, worse combat

Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking games that make you question your life choices? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge – navigating through a world filled with treacherous caves that are basically like Ubisoft outposts on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Our combat system is so bad, it’ll make you appreciate Dark Souls even more. And if you’re looking for a game that will make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare to be bored to death in the most entertaining way possible.

So why waste your time on other games when you can join us and experience the ultimate in mind-numbing, soul-crushing gameplay? Don’t miss out on the chance to regret every decision you’ve ever made – join our Minecraft server now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mines Excavated:	3706	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP

Beloved, circlejerk, classic, critique, fan favorites., fanbase, Fandom, FANTASY, ff7, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy series, final fantasy vii, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, iconic, long-running series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, RPG, smp, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend together like a bad potion recipe? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy series on steroids!

Join us and escape the mundane world of Minecraft where every server feels like a rehash of the same old thing. Our server is like a Final Fantasy game gone wild, with epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that is more chaotic than a Chocobo race on steroids.

Forget about boring old FF7, on our server, every Final Fantasy game is fair game. From FF1 to FF15, we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, why not create your own Final Fantasy game within Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the madness of a Final Fantasy circlejerk like never before? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ores Mined:	9687	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

advice, Awareness, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth, hindsight, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, self improvement, smp, wisdom

Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	65	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

180Craft, biggest life change, complete turnaround, dramatic transformation, drastic change, flips, fresh start, Life, life altering event, life transition, life-changing experience., major shift, new beginning, overcoming obstacles, paradigm shift., personal development, personal growth, PIXEL, Positive Change, radical transformation, sudden change, transformation, Tricks, turning point, unexpected change

Have you ever seen someone go from living in a dirt hut to ruling over an entire kingdom in just one Minecraft day? Well, that’s the kind of epic transformation you can expect on our server! Join us and witness players go from mining for coal to riding dragons and battling giant creepers in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the crazy rollercoaster of a life that awaits you on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MissileCruiseCraft

aerial warfare, air defense, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, Drones, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, intercepts, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile defense, MissileCruiseCraft, national security, north, SECURITY, South, Surveillance, threat detection

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6502	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Animals Bred:	200

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, cell populations, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Language, language comprehension, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistic processing, Minecraft, neural activity, neurology, neuron, neurons, neuroscience, nonsense, research, scientists, Server, strings of words, timescales, Words

so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	174

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

bicameral, DESPERATE, Economy, Eodred, Esmond, Faction, Factions, Gohirm, Government, History, Ideology, leader, Lore, members, Minecraft, national bolshevism, Politics, presidential republic, Propaganda, seeking, Server, Small, Spyridon Êadoulv, SUPREME COURT, under dog, Viridia

Full Faction Name	Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
Current Government and Ideology	Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
Leader	President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
Lore	According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
Motto	Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
Additional Information	-National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Ronder?	Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
How can I join the Republic of Rondor?	You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
What languages are spoken in Rondor?	The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
What is the current year in Rondor?	Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
What is the national animal and flower of Rondor?	The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

activism, Aviva Klompas, Canada, controversy, Crafty, discrimination, Diversity, education, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humiliation, inclusion, intolerance, Jewish child, Minecraft, pro-muslim protest, protest, Religion, religious bias, School, Server, social justice, Students, Toronto

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	7106

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

Conflict, current events, discussion, extremist group, Failed, failed attack, failed attempt., failed mission, failed operation, failed plan, failed revenge, failed strategy, hezbollah, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, POL, RETALIATION, retaliation attempt, Revenge, smp, Terrorism, violence

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

#business class, ClassyCraft, Communication, Company, compromise, Conversation, decision, disagreement, fiancée, Fight, Financial, Flight, luxury, Minecraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, social anxiety, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upgrade, work

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CryCraftSwedeSass

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CryCraftSwedeSass, crying, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, death, Disrespect, Elderly, family dynamics, foreign exchange student, inappropriate language, misunderstanding, not supporting, sensitivity, Support, Swedish tradition, Sympathy, Tension, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	124
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

acceptance, BelieveIDidThatMC, belonging, blending in, changing yourself, conformity, fear of rejection, fitting in, going along with the crowd, group dynamics, Identity, Insecurity, peer pressure, pressure to fit in, seeking approval, Self-expression, smp, social norms, societal expectations, standing out, trying too hard, validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Enchantments Applied:	212
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyWiFiLand

Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	652	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Pals United

fddfdf, long tail tags, PALS, PIXEL, United

u wanna join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. we also got a secret underground world where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u bring him a diamond block. we have a disco party every friday night at the top of a volcano. come join us for the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

1.21.1, Auctions, Chest Shops, Code, Combat, Discord, Dynmap, Economy System, Grief Protection, Ip:, Join, MCMMO, meets, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rewards, RPG, Server, smp, Special Events, Vanilla, world

Minearchy SMP Overview

Features	Minecraft 1.21.1
	Chest Shops
	Auctions
	Grief Protection
	Liv Dynmap
	Custom player warps
	Economy system
	mcMMO leveling system
	Daily and weekly quests
	Special events
	PvP and PvE zones

FAQ

Q: How long has Minearchy SMP been live?

A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.

Q: Are there Chest Shops on the server?

A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.

Q: Is there Grief Protection on the server?

A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.

Q: Is there a live Dynmap to explore the world?

A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.

Q: Are there custom player warps?

A: Yes, there are custom player warps.

Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.

Q: What is the mcMMO leveling system?

A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.

Q: Are there daily and weekly quests?

A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.

Q: Are there special events on the server?

A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.

Q: Are there PvP and PvE zones?

A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.

Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw

Hope to see you in-game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47