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YoonCraft: No Arrests Allowed!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mines Excavated:	1821
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the president got arrested but then they were like “nah, let’s suspend that ish”? It’s like a rollercoaster of drama and excitement, just like playing on this server!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the president likes to bust a move.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane community where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even become besties with a llama who knows how to rap. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality.

Zebrafish Heart Repair – Minecraft Server

animal models, animal studies, Cardiac function, cardiovascular health, dormant genes, experimental medicine, genetic repair, Heart, Heart Disease, heart regeneration, Hmga1, medical breakthrough, Minecraft, mouse hearts, protein therapy, regenerative medicine, Repair, repair genes, research, scientists, Server, side effects, tissue regeneration, Zebrafish, zebrafish protein

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ZEBRAFISH PROTEIN THAT CAN FIX YOUR HEART LIKE MAGIC! YEAH, WE GOT THE HMGA1 PROTEIN THAT MAKES YOUR HEART GO BOOM BOOM BOOM AGAIN! JUST LIKE IN ZEBRAFISH, YOUR HEART WILL BE AS GOOD AS NEW WITHOUT ANY SIDE EFFECTS! COME ON, DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY HEART-HEALING ADVENTURE! 😂🐟❤️ #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEBRAFISHHEARTS #HMGA1FTW

Nation-States

building, Casual, claiming system, Community, Customization, Diplomacy, Economy, Events, Factions, Interaction, Limited Map, nationstates, Player vs Player, Plugins, Progression, pvp arena, smp, Systems, Trade, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	374	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Server Name	Nation-States
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.20+
Features	Similar to Factions and Towny servers, with emphasis on diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction
Map Size	Approximately 4k by 4k
Claiming System	Towny

FAQ

Q: What is the theme of the server?

A: Nation-States is focused on creating a multiplayer survival experience that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction between players.

Q: Is PvP a major aspect of the server?

A: While the server is targeted towards casual building players, there are systems in place for those seeking more PvP-focused gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us in Nation-States by connecting to the server IP and joining our Discord community.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Nation-States?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/5ayUJkv8tS for announcements, discussions, and community events.

Virus Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, 2021, ching chongers, controversy, cultural insensitivity, dlc, downloadable content, DROPPED, Gaming Community, gaming industry, heads up, New Release, new virus, niggas, online gaming, pandemic, Quarantine, racism, Realm, social distancing, stay at home, video games, Virus, yo

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3243
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	361
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP.

They got all the ching chongers dropping the craziest DLCs this year.

I’m talking about flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even a dancing potato skin for your character.

You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else, so get your blocky butt in here and let’s party like it’s 1999.

Nation-States

4K, building, Casual, Claiming, Diplomacy, Factions, Interaction, Join, Limited Map, multiplayer, nationstates, player, progress, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Systems, Target, Trade, TYPE, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Server Name	Nation-States
Version	1.20+
Overview	Nation-States is a survival multiplayer server similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The map is approximately 4k by 4k, running on the towny claiming system.

FAQ

What type of server is Nation-States?

Nation-States is a survival multiplayer server with elements of diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction.

What version of Minecraft does Nation-States support?

Nation-States supports Minecraft version 1.20 and higher.

How big is the map on Nation-States?

The map on Nation-States is approximately 4k by 4k.

What claiming system does Nation-States use?

Nation-States uses the towny claiming system.

Is Nation-States more geared towards casual players or PvP players?

Nation-States is targeted more towards casual, building players, but also has systems in place for those wanting more PvP.

How can I join Nation-States?

You can join Nation-States by clicking on the following Discord link.

Azure Isles Minecraft 1.21.3

1.21.3, alg, Augment Guide, azur lane, Azur Lane General, AZURE, Bisoku Zenshin S2, Bremerton, CN Tierlist, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, Fancy ASMR, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Giulio Cesare, Guild Spreadsheet, Isles, Lore, maid skin, Meta, Minecraft, noshiro, Private Dorm, pvp guide, Roon, Secrets, Shimanto, Ship Tier List, Siren Oceana, Story summary, Taihou, Weser, Wiki

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Like, imagine sailing the high seas with Giulio Cesare META and Weser maid skin – it’s like a cruise mission, but in Minecraft! And don’t even get me started on Taihou META, she’s dropping on 12/12 and she’s gonna blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We got secrets like Bremerton and ShimantoNoshiro Private Dorm, and Roon ASMR dropping on 12/28 – it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam. And if you’re into Siren Oceana and Bisoku Zenshin S2, then this server is the place to be.

Just remember to bind your account, or you might lose all your progress when the game updates – we don’t want that, do we? And hey, we don’t have our own Discord, ’cause we’re too cool for that.

Check out our ship tier list, equipment guide, fleet builder, PvP guide, and so much more – we got all the resources you need to dominate the game. Plus, we got a wiki, story summary, and lore to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it forever. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

Back in my day

abilities faded, abilities waned, abilities weakened, aging, capabilities lost, changes, Day, growing older, LIMITATIONS, limitations of time, no longer capable, past abilities, past accomplishments, past capabilities, past talents, physical limitations, restrictions, skills deteriorated, skills diminished, skills lost, talents forgotten

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Remember the good old days when you could ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive that glorious moment over and over again! Join us for the chance to ride pigs, chickens, and even llamas off the tallest cliffs without a care in the world. Who needs a parachute when you have a trusty farm animal to cushion your fall? Don’t miss out on the adrenaline rush of a lifetime – join our server now and start living on the edge (literally)!

VenezuelaCraft Minecraft Server

Bounty, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Juan Guaido, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, opposition leader, Politics, presidential candidate, REWARD, reward money, search, Server, Unrest, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, whereabouts

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8554
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU COULD WIN $100K FROM VENEZUELA’S GOVERNMENT JUST FOR FINDING OUR OPPOSITION’S PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIE PIGMEN AND FIGHT GIANT CHICKENS FOR EPIC LOOT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

WarCraftyElections

Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, crisis management., Democracy, Diplomacy, elections, global affairs, Government, hot phase of war, international relations, leadership, peace negotiations, Peacebuilding, political stability, Politics, post-war elections, Ukraine, war aftermath, WarCraftyElections, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can play while u wait for the “hot phase of war” to pass. like, u can build ur own lil world and escape from the chaos of the real world. plus, u can vote for ur leader in elections on the server and maybe even become the ruler of the minecraft world. join now for a chance to escape reality and have some fun in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Bed wars anarchy with a free world without donation Minecraft server

Anarchy, Bed wars, donation, free world, minecraft server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Minecraft server without donation, with bad wars and real anarchy

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Mods & Stuff SMP

active owners, Bosses, cooking mods, cosmetic trinkets, Discord, loot boxes, looting system, Modded, Modpack, modrinth launcher, Mods, pay to win, Player Economy, progress, RAM, Server, Skill System, smp, Storyline, Stuff, Survival, Teams, voice chat

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchantments Applied:	202
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Mods & Stuff SMP Overview

Feature	Description
No pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes	Enjoy a fair gaming experience without any pay-to-win elements.
Player ran economy	Participate in a player-driven economy within the server.
Teams	Join or create teams to collaborate with other players.
Active owners	Engage with dedicated and active server owners.
100% survival	Experience survival gameplay without any creative mode.
Whitelisted Mc and Discord server	Access the server and Discord community through whitelisting.

Modded Features

Feature	Description
In-game voice chat	Communicate with other players via in-game voice chat.
Cooperative looting system	Enjoy a cooperative looting system with separate loot chests.
Cosmetic trinkets	Personalize your character with cosmetic trinkets.
New bosses and storyline	Encounter new bosses and delve into an expansive storyline.
Skill and class system	Choose your skills and class to customize your gameplay.
Cooking mods	Explore a variety of cooking mods for culinary adventures.

Server Disclaimer

Players have already made progress on the server, which is approximately a month old. Minimum of 6 GB RAM is required to play the current modpack.

Join Our Discord Server

https://discord.gg/4z2Db7acHE

Black Manlet’s Thai Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Black, black manlet, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, feasible goal, Gender Identity, Girlfriend, Interracial Relationships, LGBTQ, love, manlets, Minority, new years resolution, personal growth, Quest, relationships, self improvement, sexual orientation, thai, Thai ladyboy, Transgender

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dimension Hops:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Thai ladyboy gfs roam free and you, a black manlet, can finally achieve your dreams! It’s like a crazy mix of fantasy and reality, all in one epic Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and make your wildest resolutions come true!

CarCraze Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, bmw 3 series, car accident, CarCraze, downpayment, fees, first house, Honda, hyundai, insurance costs, Lexus NX, luxury, mid 6 figures, MIL, Millionaires, Minecraft, mini-SUV, monthly support, nice car, Q3, Server, Support, tesla, TOTAL, vanity rights, VHCOL city

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	346325

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as luxurious as your MIL’s mini-SUV? Look no further! Join our server and experience the high life with our virtual Tesla cars and diamond-encrusted armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who make mid 6 figures in diamonds and emeralds, so you’ll fit right in with your lavish lifestyle. And don’t worry about arguments over money with your spouse – on our server, the only currency is pure fun!

So ditch the boring Hyundai and Honda servers and join us for a wild ride of opulence and extravagance. Who needs a downpayment on a house when you can have a virtual mansion in Minecraft? Come join us and live like a Minecraft millionaire!

ExFriendExposedMC

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consent, ExFriendExposedMC, friendship, Honesty, Party, peer influence, peer pressure, personal space, relationships, Respect, self reflection, social consequences, social life, Trust, uncomfortable situation, University, Weirdo

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player approaches you and asks if they can drink beer from your virtual tits. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! And if that’s not enough, there’s a chance you might run into a player who looks and behaves exactly like you – talk about a glitch in the matrix!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a friendship turned awkward when one player confesses their love, only to be rejected and then ask to touch virtual boobs. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP

addiction, addiction treatment, carcinogens, environmental impact, harmful effects, harmful habits, health education, lung cancer, No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP, overlooked health risks, passive smoking, preventative measures, public health, respiratory diseases, secondhand smoke, smoking, smoking cessation, societal norms, tobacco industry, tobacco use

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	858	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Zombie Dances:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3605	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3

Lol, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because the admin is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling diamonds. And get this, the spawn point is on a floating island made entirely of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And the best part is, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. So like, forget smoking, join this server and get high on the pure insanity of it all!

Players:	105/300	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Magic Items Found:	6916
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2