HexSMP: Where even the creepers are friendlier than your average player

Average, bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Discord, friendlier, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Leveling system, multiplayer, player, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, Website

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimension Hops:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Server Name	HexSMP
Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

Overview

If you’re looking for a unique survival multiplayer server experience, HexSMP is the place to be. With over 100 custom features, a player-driven economy, custom leveling system, and much more, HexSMP offers a fresh and exciting twist on the classic SMP gamemode.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes HexSMP stand out?
Why choose HexSMP?	HexSMP is more than just another server—it’s a vibrant community where creativity and adventure thrive. Regular updates, new features, and an active, welcoming community make HexSMP a top choice for players.
How to earn rare rewards?	Take advantage of the Referral System by referring friends to join HexSMP. Your friends can use the command “/referral [Your Name]” when they join the server, and you can earn exclusive items and bonuses.
How to join HexSMP?	Simply connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today. Visit the website and join the Discord for the latest news, events, and community discussions.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Vanishing Items Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	137	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	543	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Enchantments Applied:	183	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Crops Grown:	7113	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	50
Void Gems Collected:	31	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Crops Grown:	6110	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows

Ice Melting Pine Stand – Climate Change Fun

ancient pine, ancient stand, CHANGE, climate, climate change, climate impact, ecosystem dynamics, Elevation, environmental change, Fun, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Holocene, Ice, ice melting, mature stand, melting, melting ice, modern treeline, PINE, Rocky Mountain ecosystem, Rocky Mountains, Stand, tree species, treeline, upslope, whitebark pine, yellowstone national park

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	532
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE FOREVER AGO. LIKE, THESE TREES ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S GRANDMA. WE GOT PINE TREES THAT ARE SO OLD, THEY REMEMBER WHEN DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH.

COME JOIN US AND SEE THE TREES THAT HAVE SURVIVED ICE MELTING AND CLIMATE CHANGE. IT’S LIKE A HISTORY LESSON IN MINECRAFT FORM. PLUS, YOU CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE ON THESE ANCIENT PINE TREES AND FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE TARZAN.

SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC AND HISTORIC, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE GOT TREES, WE GOT ICE, WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE. WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server! server minecraft

Cactuscraft, Cases, Clans, Drugs, effects, high quality, Honest PVP, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, No Lags, Parkour, Pets, Rainbow Armor, Ranks, Server, smiles, Starter Kit, Survival, unique spavn, VKontakte, Wedding, work

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server!

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✔ Mini-games

✔ TOP clans

✔ No dup!

✔ unique spavn (not downloaded)

✔ Honest PVP (without 1000lv, etc.)

✔ Rainbow armor

✔ TOP players

✔ Survival

✔ pets

✔ Effects

✔ Smiles

✔ No lags

✔ Drugs

✔ Wedding

✔ Work

✔ Ranks

✔ parkour

✔ Clans

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Our VKontakte group: https://vk.com/cactusexplorers

185.9.145.186:25622

Shimmering Isles

1.21

asmr, board rules, Clips, Company, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, internet, Islesliul, Links, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, twitch, twitter, ulliShimmering, VOD

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mines Excavated:	4721
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen of the internet! She’s got multiple husbands and loves company, so treat her right or face the consequences! Check out her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, VOD Youtube, Twitch Clips, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for all the chaotic fun! Make sure to follow global and board rules, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s like a rollercoaster of madness, so hop on and enjoy the ride!

GuestBedroomMC Server

adult sibling conflicts, apartment inheritance, apartment living, apartment ownership, apartment sharing, bedroom arrangements, family decisions, family home, family inheritance, family living arrangements, family living space, family property, family property disputes, family trust, family trust property, grad school student, GuestBedroomMC, living situation, room assignments, Server, sibling disputes, sibling dynamics

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Dimension Hops:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inheritance drama meets luxury living in SoHo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with family feuds and room assignments that will make your head spin.

Picture this: you and your sister inherit a swanky apartment in SoHo, but the catch is, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of deciding who gets what room. Will you claim the master bedroom with its own bathroom, or will you opt for the cozy guest room with a restroom of its own?

But that’s not all – there’s also the battle for the coveted office space, where your brother-in-law spends his days gaming while you’re stuck juggling multiple jobs to pay for your education. Will you be able to stake your claim on a desk to do your homework, or will you be banished to the corner of the living room?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster ride of entitlement, sibling rivalry, and questionable room assignments. Who will come out on top in this epic battle for the best living space in SoHo? Only time will tell.

Block Buddies: Ex-Friends Edition

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Buddies, clingy behavior, Confused, declining, Drama, Edition, ex boyfriend, ExFriends, feeling betrayed, feeling left out, Friends, friendship, fuck buddies, hanging out, hurt, ignoring, Interaction, Love Triangle, over the top, relationships, secret relationship

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	9989	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Votes:	9426

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, betrayal, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your ex behind your back. Will you confront them and start a virtual war, or will you let it slide and focus on building the biggest castle in the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with clingy friends who will stop at nothing to be by your ex’s side. Watch out for their over-the-top gestures of affection and try not to get caught in the crossfire of their love triangle. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the one left feeling betrayed and left out?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as shaky as a poorly constructed redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in blocky form?

AnnoyingCraft

annoying buzzwords, annoying phrases, AnnoyingCraft, bothersome cliches, bothersome expressions, grating words, irritating catchphrases, irritating idioms, irritating sayings, Pet Peeves, vexing language

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of hearing “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in Minecraft? Well, join our server and never have to hear that cringy phrase again! Our server is filled with so many diamonds that even the creepers are blinged out! Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and will give you style tips while you battle it. So come join us and say goodbye to boring old diamond cliches!

GazaMobMadnessMC

Arbel Yehoud, Chaos, Chaotic scenes, Civil unrest, Conflict, crisis management., dangerous situation., emergency evacuation, emergency response, Gadi Mozes, gaza, GazaMobMadnessMC, humanitarian crisis, international aid, MIDDLE EAST, protest, Red Cross vehicles, seething mob, tense situation, violence, volatile situation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ores Mined:	6979	Buildings Constructed:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme like arbel yehoud and gadi mozes trying to navigate through a seething mob in gaza! we promise you won’t have to deal with angry mobs in our server, just tons of fun and adventure! build your own red cross vehicles and explore the world with your friends! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our server? join now and let the madness begin!

Spectre SMP

application, Builders, Collaborative, communal spirit, Community members, creative projects, discord server, Europe, Fabric, Friendly, Friends, Grinding, Longevity, Meetings, motivation, Performance Mods, PvP, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gods Slained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Community Focus	Communal spirit for collaboration

What do we offer?

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Players who interact well
Creative and dedicated minds
Active community members

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit
ArmorPoser Mod
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server.

View our server images here.

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!