Hexicprison | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9262	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Magic Items Found:	8371	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	87	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crops Grown:	1196	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Items Found:	2398	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8323
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Towns Built:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Towns Built:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Animals Bred:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mines Excavated:	2616
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1311
Potions Brewed:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

Players:	96/100	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	100
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17