Hexicprison | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	2170
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	35
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Animals Bred:	51	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Farms Harvested:	769
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Void Gems Collected:	30	Villages Defended:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	6917	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	90/100	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mines Excavated:	3069	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Towns Built:	2