HexArchon: The Server Where Everything is More Customized Than Your Grandma’s Knitting Club

Are you tired of feeling like you need a PhD in computer science just to play Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Say goodbye to confusing commands like “>bash>cmake>make>python” and hello to the simplicity of using Python as your scripting language.

Join our server and experience the joy of coding in Python while building your dream world in Minecraft. No more wasting time trying to decipher cryptic commands in Bash or Make – with Python, everything is easy peasy lemon squeezy.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to the days of feeling like a coding wizard just to play a game. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of Python coding, so you never know what adventures await you on our server!

Blocky Shenanigans

anger, BETRAYAL, black company, blocky, Competition, Conflict, controversy, Deception, Disappointment, dishonesty, Drama, friendship, Frustration, gift stealing, hurt feelings, Jealousy, loyalty, mistrust, Nijisisters, scandal, Shenanigans, theft

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Are you tired of niji stealing your gifts on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, niji can’t touch your precious loot! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored adventures and unicorn battles. Build your own magical kingdom and show niji who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat niji in a PvP match, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life leprechaun. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the rainbow madness begin!

Crafty Crooks: Would Femanons Report? LOL

BREAK IN, burglar, Community, Crafty, crime, Crooks, Ethics, fear, Femanons, home security, Honesty, Justice, law enforcement, lol, morality, personal safety, Police, Protection, Report, reporting crime, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Trust

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Femanons, a group of mysterious players who may or may not be burglars in real life. Will you report them to the virtual authorities or team up with them to pull off heists in the virtual world? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Yanks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become part of Team America, the most epic team in all of Minecraft history! We dominate the virtual world with our insane building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama-riding aliens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Join us and help fight off the alien invasion while riding llamas into battle and wielding diamond swords made from meteorite ore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Because why not?

Crafty Fap Adventures – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about all things naughty, and even have a little…alone time.

In our Steaming Body edition, you can show off your hottest skins and strut your stuff in front of all your new friends. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to join you in your virtual escapades. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /dft/ and let the fun begin!

Blocky Hospital LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as Biden’s America? Look no further! Our server is enriched by Diversity & Inclusion, just like Johnny Wactor in Weimerica. Join us and experience the thrill of building alongside great human beings like Johnny’s mother. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Fox News headline one day! Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

BloodCraft: Where we spill pixels better than WCW! LOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to bring the heat? Look no further than our server! We do blood spots better than WCW and flame spots better than WWE! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin himself. Join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

CraftyVR – Blocky Banter Zone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Our “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” Meido Edition Headset Selection will have you feeling like you’re actually in the game – and trust us, the suffering is real (but in a fun way, we promise).

Join us for our Maid Cafe event on June 1st, where you can role-play as a cute maid serving up virtual treats to your fellow players. Or how about our upcoming Race War in early/mid June, where you can battle it out on the virtual racetrack for glory and bragging rights?

And don’t even get us started on our VRChat events – from mahjong tournaments to idol events, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, with regularly hosted multiplayer games like NA Pavlov and EU Assetto Corsa, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So grab your Meido Edition headset, jump into our Minecraft world, and get ready for some outrageous fun and unforgettable experiences. See you in the virtual realm!

PLAPless Peasant Minecraft Server – Where Not Buying PLAP is a Crime! Join Now!

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Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and become a true legend in the game!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn that will guide you through the land of rainbows and diamonds. We have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots and dancing villagers that will trade you rare items for free!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary PLAP (Potato Lover’s Association Party) where players gather to celebrate the almighty potato and its powers of infinite hunger satisfaction. If you didn’t buy PLAP, then you’re missing out on all the potato-tastic fun!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a noob, be a legend on our server!

TurtleSMP

Auctions, bets, Community, Friends, iTurtle23, Jobs, protection stones, Random TP, smp, Survival, TurtleSMP, twitch, VIP Ranks

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The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.

We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.

Twitch: iTurtle23

51.222.147.236:25592

HeartburnCraft: Where we hope you don’t lose your soul in the fiery depths of our economy-driven world!

Active, Active Economy, anti-grief, Auctions, Block logging, Community, dedicated machine., dedicated server, Depths, Discord, dont, Economy, economydriven, fiery, Friendly, hard difficulty, HeartburnCraft, Hope, Inventory rollback, Land claiming, large world, Leveling system, LOSE, Marriage plugin, multiplayer, no automatic farms, No Resets, Pets, Player Shops, Player Warps, rules, smp, Soul, statistics, Survival, world

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Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Start Date	October 2018
Server IP	play.hearthcraft.net
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. The server features a variety of plugins and a dedicated server for an optimal gameplay experience. The server prides itself on its active community and fair gameplay.

Features

No server resets
No pay-to-win paid perks
Resource worlds that reset monthly
Live map available at https://map.hearthcraft.net
Zero tolerance for hate speech
Pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin
Active economy system with player shops, auctions, and more
Leaderboards with various categories
Runs on dedicated hardware in Virginia
Uses Purpur for server optimization
Block logging and inventory rollback
Difficulty set to Hard

FAQ

Q: Can I grief on the server?

A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for any form of griefing.

Q: Are there pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, HearthCraft does not have any pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: Is the server hardware dedicated?

A: Yes, the server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server with the IP play.hearthcraft.net

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations on the server?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

PushyButtonCraft

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magical portal will open up and transport you to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)! So what are you waiting for? Push that button and let the wacky adventures begin!

Snopes-Approved KinoCraft: Where Facts and Fun Collide!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s going to be a clucking good time!

Zombie Barbie’s Revenge

Barbies, bewildering, bizarre circumstances, confusion, conundrum, Disappearance, disbelief, eerie, Enigma, Happened, her.., investigation, missing person, Mystery, perplexing, perplexity, Revenge, shock, strange occurrences, unanswered questions, unsolved, what the fuck, zombie

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are more fashionable than the players and the cows have a secret underground disco party every night.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a skeleton riding a spider.

Explore our vast world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate.

But be warned, the villagers are known for their wild dance parties that last until sunrise. You might even catch the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see for yourself what the fuck happened to her!

Minecraft Academia: Where You Can Be a Hero (or Villain)

#my hero academia, Academia, army of niggers, big titted, Bitch, Choice, cuck, deku, dick, fat assed, fucked, Hero, long trail tags, Minecraft, tags, Thirsty, Villain, Watching

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Are you tired of being a deku-level cuck in Minecraft? Join our server and leave that loser mentality behind! Our server is so wild and crazy that even deku himself would choose to watch an army of niggers take down a big titted, fat assed bitch over playing on any other server. Don’t be a deku, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever imagined!

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Divine Spears Created:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Zombie Dances:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	768760	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	64	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Villages Defended:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Emeralds Found:	813	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magic Items Found:	2541
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Love Letters Sent:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Animals Bred:	144	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Emeralds Found:	990
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3

HexArchon: The Server Where Everything is More Customized Than Your Grandma’s Knitting Club

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