| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 436950 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 3747 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5869 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 851 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 496 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!
2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!
3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!
4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!
so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 145 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!
If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Looking for a server where you can argue over 0.85 cents and screenshot breakdowns of expenses to use as leverage in future arguments? Look no further, this is the place for you!
Join now and experience the thrill of defending yourself against accusations of being cheap and a liar, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Who knew splitting bills could be so exhilarating?
So come on, join our server and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of rent payments and relationship drama!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Server Type | Launch Date | Rules | Ranking System |
|---|---|---|---|
| Anarchy | 9/23/2024 | No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security | Playtime based ranking system |
JAVA: nova-anarchy.us
BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132
Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.
Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.
Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
