| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!
2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!
3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!
4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!
so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2471 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 73 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!
If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 409 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 174 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9403 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Looking for a server where you can argue over 0.85 cents and screenshot breakdowns of expenses to use as leverage in future arguments? Look no further, this is the place for you!
Join now and experience the thrill of defending yourself against accusations of being cheap and a liar, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Who knew splitting bills could be so exhilarating?
So come on, join our server and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of rent payments and relationship drama!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Server Type | Launch Date | Rules | Ranking System |
|---|---|---|---|
| Anarchy | 9/23/2024 | No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security | Playtime based ranking system |
JAVA: nova-anarchy.us
BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132
Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.
Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.
Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone constantly hitting you up for money like the woman in this story. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with your virtual friends. Plus, we promise that no one will ever guilt trip you into buying them gifts or paying for their kids’ birthday parties – unless, of course, you want to do that for fun!
So why join our server? Because here, you can be yourself without any pressure or expectations. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you here. And who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way (just don’t expect them to ask you for money every week).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs a girlfriend asking for money when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2082 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Need a reason to keep grinding for that next level? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes that shoots rainbows? That’s right, you heard us correctly. This chicken is not to be messed with, but if you can defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can slice through anything like butter.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited power and knowledge. All you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their challenges, and you’ll be on your way to becoming the most powerful player in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the insanity begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4820 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 922540 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 50 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
