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FoodieCraft: Chemically Delicious

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Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be cookin’ up some wild adventures like a chef on steroids! We got 3600 chemicals flyin’ around like confetti at a rave, just waitin’ to be discovered in our food contact packagin’ and cookware. And get this, 25% of ’em chemicals have been spotted chillin’ in humans like they own the place!

We got groups like bisphenols and PFAS struttin’ their stuff like they own the runway, while them synthetic antioxidants and oligomers are playin’ hide and seek like sneaky little ninjas. Ain’t nobody knowin’ what they up to in our bodies, but we be on a mission to uncover their secrets!

So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than a cat in a top hat, come on over and let’s unravel the mysteries of these crazy chemicals together! Who knows, maybe we’ll discover the recipe for immortality or turn into mutant superheroes. The possibilities are endless, just like the chemicals in our food contact stuff!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Mines Excavated:	1297
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a dragon who loves to photobomb your selfies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Reactors: A LSY, Rosaria, and Frederick. These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to save the world from any blocky threat that comes their way.

And if you’re looking for some epic loot, look no further than our server’s rate ups. We’ve got SSR characters like Dorothy, Skia, and Joo Shiyoung ready to join your team and kick some serious pixel butt. Plus, our ASSR characters like Swan and aRosa are so powerful, they can mine diamonds with their bare hands.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful of that dragon, he’s a real prankster.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Secret Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging straight down and hoping you don’t fall into lava? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the diamonds don’t matter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic potion. True story. If you join us, who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party room where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s lit, literally. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. Just watch out for the trapdoor that leads to a pit of angry chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4347	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FriendshipFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of emotionally draining friends who only take and never give back? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is filled with supportive players who actually care about your well-being and won’t leave you emotionally spent. Plus, we have virtual groceries for everyone, so no need to loan money to struggling friends in need.

Forget about real-life parenting criticisms and judgmental friends, on our server, everyone is a perfect parent to their pixelated children. And if you ever need a break from the constant venting and negativity, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where you can take care of yourself and be selfish for once without any judgment. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to escape to?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	2204	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ElderlyCraft: Japan’s 36.25M

come join our minecraft server, where the elderly population is booming like never before! with a record-breaking 36.25 million grandmas and grandpas running around, you’ll never feel alone again! watch as they build the most epic retirement homes and battle it out in epic bingo tournaments. who needs young whippersnappers when you have a server full of wise old souls ready to show you how it’s done? join now and experience the senior citizen revolution like never before!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

What are Minecraft servers like Glimpsy ?

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Skyblock – Skyblock servers offer a similar survival experience to Glimpsy, with players starting on a small island in the sky and having to expand and gather resources to survive. Many Skyblock servers also offer unique challenges and gameplay mechanics to keep things interesting.
Hardcore Survival – Hardcore Survival servers take the survival experience to the next level by adding elements like permadeath and limited resources. Players must carefully manage their resources and avoid dangerous mobs to survive in this challenging environment.
Factions – Factions servers add a competitive element to survival gameplay, with players forming factions and competing against each other for resources and territory. This adds a strategic element to the game, as players must work together to protect their base and fend off rival factions.
Creative – Creative servers offer a different take on Minecraft gameplay, focusing on building and creativity rather than survival. Players can unleash their imagination and build stunning creations in a peaceful, non-competitive environment.

Whether you’re looking for a challenging survival experience, a competitive gameplay environment, or a creative outlet, these Minecraft servers offer experiences similar to Glimpsy that are sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. Join one today and start your next Minecraft adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Kink Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of ender dragons, build a house out of enchanted sponge, and battle evil llamas with your trusty diamond pickaxe. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Cooling Off Minecraft SMP Boom Period

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with llamas wearing top hats. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Boom Period”, where explosions are a daily occurrence and TNT is considered currency. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of creepers, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DonutCraft: Where Lawyers Love Lattes

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On our Minecraft server, doctors are associated with saving villagers from zombie infections by performing virtual surgeries using enchanted diamond scalpels. Builders are known for constructing entire cities in a single night using nothing but their imagination and a stack of magical blocks. And farmers? Well, they’re famous for growing crops so massive that they tower over the clouds and rain down golden apples upon the land. So come join us on our server, where every profession is a wild adventure waiting to happen!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Emeralds Found:	1168	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	1273	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockCraft: No Russian Interference

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get all these ruskies tryna mess with ur game? well not on this server, fam! we straight up blocked all the russian state media so u can build ur epic castle in peace. ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur blocky world here, cuz we got ur back. join us and say goodbye to foreign interference activity, hello to epic minecraft adventures! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DreamCraft: Sleepless to Success

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join our epic minecraft server and never have disturbed sleep again! we guarantee that playing on our server will give you the best sleep of your life, preventing any suicidal thoughts or behaviors. our virtual world is so relaxing and fun, you’ll never want to leave! come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless fun and adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Jumping Weekly Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even the kgb fags are in a panic when the conversation shifts away from them. Join us for a chance to see Mitarashi Santa post animated TikTok dances on his Twitter account! Who knows, maybe he’ll even convert them into fans of our server! Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Potions Brewed:	147
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft SMP: / Touchdown /

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never ends and the drama is always at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with ups and downs, just like the Chiefs bringing in Kareem Hunt for a Tuesday visit. Can you handle the intensity of X-rays on Los Angeles Chargers QB Justin Herbert’s leg coming back negative? Or the Giants K Graham Gano facing a multi-week absence – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Panthers benching former No. 1 overall pick Bryce Young after an 0-2 start and putting Andy Dalton in at QB? Lions WR Amon-Ra St. Brown diagnosed with a contusion and cramping – sounds like a real nail-biter. And let’s not forget about Colts DT DeForest Buckner spraining his ankle on Sunday – the stakes are high in this SMP!

And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, the Dolphins are signing QB Tyler Huntley off the Ravens practice squad. Who knows what other surprises await you in our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dimension Hops:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

UserDeathCraft

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! On our server, your username is not just a name, it’s your ultimate demise! Imagine being taken out by a killer bunny named Fluffy or getting squished by a giant block of cheese called Cheddar. The possibilities are endless and absolutely ridiculous!

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas who will guide you through the treacherous lands filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of evil snowmen armed with carrot swords while riding a rainbow-colored unicorn? Only on our server, of course!

So come on down and join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, watch out for that killer block of tofu lurking around the corner…

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Runes Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Animals Bred:	54	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	2385
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.