| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7748 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 57 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5713 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 257857 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 4002 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 536 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 495 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4544 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 327 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 117 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6088 | Enchantments Applied: | 86 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 46 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 214 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5924 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1290 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3740 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 669 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5039 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4916 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 1450 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 39 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 36 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4841 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6105 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1662 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2916 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 1977 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1666 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2728 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 97571 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9769 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5641 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
