New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.
play.helosion.net
New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.
play.helosion.net
WE GOT PIXELATED CANADIAN PRIME MINISTERS SAYIN SORRY AND GIVIN OUT FREE DIAMOND BLOCKS AS COMPENSATION.
COME BUILD A PIXELATED TEEPEE AND RIDE A PIXELATED MOOSE WHILE WE MAKE HISTORY IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD.
JOIN US FOR SOME PIXELATED APOLOGY FUN!
our server is so cool that even cavemen are jealous of our advanced technology and cool mods. we have flying pterodactyls that can take you on a tour of the server, just watch out for their droppings π
if you’re not convinced yet, just imagine building your own Jurassic Park on our server and watching as your dinosaurs roam free and terrorize the other players. it’s gonna be chaos and we love it! π¦π¦
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s ride into battle on the backs of dinosaurs together! but watch out for those pesky birds, they’re the real enemy here ππ¦π«
Imagine a world where you can build your own Disneyland, invite all your friends, and even create your own roller coasters! Who needs a deadbeat dad and his outdoorsy adventures when you can have the time of your life in our virtual theme park?
Don’t feel bad for not inviting your ex’s son to Disneyland, feel empowered to create your own magical kingdom where only the coolest kids are allowed. Join us now and let the fun begin! Remember, in our server, you’re the boss of your own destiny.
Our server is so casual, you can show up whenever you want without worrying about being fired from your job like that poor cook at the county fair. And don’t worry about checking dates, because we don’t even have a calendar in Minecraft! Plus, our only planning involves crafting the perfect diamond sword to slay some creepers.
So ditch the drama and join our server for a stress-free, slap-in-the-face-free good time. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with wedding invite drama.