HelmetHeistCraft

Argument, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, dog pee, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, gift, Gratitude, Helmet, HelmetHeistCraft, misunderstanding, moped, ownership, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust, Value

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Divine Spears Created:	17
Magic Items Found:	7474	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5589
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ores Mined:	9221	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of helmet drama like never before! Join us and immerse yourself in the epic tale of a girl who gave away her pee-smelling helmet, only to demand it back when it was fresh and clean. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice and keeps the helmet, or will you be the villain who tries to sell it for profit? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	1364
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Emeralds Found:	8565
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8046	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	72
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mines Excavated:	3101	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Farms Harvested:	988	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	515	Love Letters Sent:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Potions Brewed:	200
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	7522
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Farms Harvested:	759
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crops Grown:	5186
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!