Hello Romanian Frens Minecraft Server

frens, hello, long tail tags, Minecraft, Romanian, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of diamond ore. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for, my Romanian friends? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Star Shards Collected:	90
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2210
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Emeralds Found:	9639	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	6038	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

Cherry Block

Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, balance, BLOCK, Cheating, Cherry, Community, Discord, Elevate, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, Memories, Mods, multiplayer, PORT, Premium, rules, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Operational Hours	Almost 24/7

FAQ

Q: What is the server’s philosophy?

A: Embrace the Golden Rule, no room for griefing or stealing, zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Q: How long has the server been operational?

A: The server has been operational since 2019.

Q: How can I join the vibrant community?

A: Visit the Discord linked on the website and start creating unforgettable memories with us!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Runes Activated:	8

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	546	Crops Grown:	8933
Emeralds Found:	3292	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5322
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.