| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9285 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Votes: | 2938 |
Come play on the cutest Minecraft server with a Hello Kitty theme
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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 124 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6578 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Votes: | 7922 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3441 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6403 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4114 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 282 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Votes: | 1826 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 9630 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 193 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 5199 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7075 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2803 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 212 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8019 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4157 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7823 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 2873 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2741 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2440 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5718 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1185 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2616 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
