HellForGriefers Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	2234
Falling into the Void:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Fill in the blank. What is your personal, “there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t join our Minecraft SMP”?

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the dreaded Chicken King, who will rain down feathers upon anyone who dares to build a square house. Our community is filled with wild characters like the mysterious Enderman Whisperer who communicates solely through interpretive dance and the legendary Sheep Herder who can tame even the wildest of sheep with just a stare.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server and establish a llama dictatorship. Will you join forces with the llama rebels or fight against them in epic llama battles? The choice is yours on our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is just another day in the blocky world.

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Star Shards Collected:	122
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Star Shards Collected:	62
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Towns Built:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	6124
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Secret Passages Found:	4

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchantments Applied:	286	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Items Found:	3117	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Emeralds Found:	1048
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	61	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mines Excavated:	2971
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9369
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.