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Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cash Money Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyRejects

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Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Towns Built:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyHalalCafe

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so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	1910	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Items Found:	4501	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MenacePixelmon

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, craftables, Economy, gameplay, Gyms, Jobs, Minecraft, mmorpg, Modded, Mods, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, Server, Spawners, Survival, Teams

Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	106	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Survival Horizons

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Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons now loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
What mods are included in the server?	Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3865
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Crops Grown:	1611
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Divine Spears Created:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CookCraftCo

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MissileDefenseCraft

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lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Nail Clipping Simulator

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Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

{Java IP}, Adventure, Adventures, Bedrock Port, blast, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Exploding, explosive, Friends, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Join, Land claiming, live maps, Pinata, Player Warps, player-owned economy, RPG, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Curse of Binding Applied:	4