| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 392 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Animals Bred: | 25 |
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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6153 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 443 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7004 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9631 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 8501 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9492 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | New Chunks Explored: | 254438 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2685 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2414 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Votes: | 9959 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 1696 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2471 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4269 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 4216 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 343 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 280 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8898 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1351 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4067 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1267 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4533 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 912 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
