| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2410 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
66.165.244.130:50009
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8410 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?
Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.
So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6130 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?
So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9055 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 465 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 443 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9409 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”
so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 622 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 6673 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival
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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9300 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.
It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!
Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 4132 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 15 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9829 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2189 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.
Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1889 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Enchantments Applied: | 249 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3069 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 64 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 144 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2230 |
Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.
From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7323 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 439 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 9483 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.
our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.
so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 116 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 3649 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 2003 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 870807 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1251 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 154 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 7375 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 139 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 167 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!
