| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7602 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6049 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3001 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 1021 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 136 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7106 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 312 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1190 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 362 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4419 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4940 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1307 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2861 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1140 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7180 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 859 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7333 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 262 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4821 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5661 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6519 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 935 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8535 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4600 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 180 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 643 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8495 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1055 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8996 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6093 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 4652 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
