| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 6256 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 61 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7379 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 9274 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 15396 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 144 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3393 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1331 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8883 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Ores Mined: | 2541 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 3658 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6698 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 1634 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7177 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 195 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
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A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!
A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.
A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.
A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.
A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8049 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.
Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.
But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 2706 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 5174 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4701 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8301 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4902 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 59 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.
So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5229 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 454 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4251 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!
