hedoria | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	128
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Farms Harvested:	350

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Zombie Dances:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Void Gems Collected:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Potions Brewed:	117	Enchantments Applied:	234
Emeralds Found:	4640	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Chimeras Created:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Gods Slained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	71
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9159
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Potions Brewed:	42
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	803	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Players:	108/300	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ores Mined:	5388	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24