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Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	24

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185.17.0.21:25551

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Votes:	1101
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1225	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Crops Grown:	2126

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Ores Mined:	7669
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	4987
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Towns Built:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Farms Harvested:	566
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	159
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9900	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Buildings Constructed:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Star Shards Collected:	96

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Love Letters Sent:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7692
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	4790	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Emeralds Found:	8295
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magic Items Found:	2189
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

Players:	106/900	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	108
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ores Mined:	1433	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13