🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Divine Spears Created: 26 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 76

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

    TipsyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

    PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Dragon Eggs Found: 3711
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

    Latin Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

    Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP

    ””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old green apples in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only have RED APPLES! That’s right, no more settling for basic fruit colors, we’ve got the most vibrant and delicious red apples you’ve ever seen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

    Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server
    Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

    Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

    And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

    But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Runes Activated: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • The Secret Mine Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Mine Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your real-life spouse nagging you to take out the trash and do the dishes? Well, say goodbye to domestic responsibilities and hello to a virtual wife on our Minecraft SMP! Our server offers the unique feature of marrying other players and starting a virtual family. Who needs a real wife when you can have a pixelated partner who will never ask you to clean the toilet?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “House of Diamonds,” a secret mansion filled with endless riches and treasures. Rumor has it that those who find the hidden entrance will be rewarded with stacks upon stacks of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive treasure trove?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of virtual romance, diamond hunting, and wacky adventures. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to virtual wedded bliss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Not Important Minecraft Server

    Not Important Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most chaotic way possible!

    Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! Want to start a llama army and take over the server? We support that kind of ambition!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Not Important” player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (not really, but it sounds cool, right?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and potatoes! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Enchantments Applied: 71
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • The Strange Minecraft SMP Double Exposure

    The Strange Minecraft SMP Double Exposure
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the chaos never stops and the drama is always on point! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of surviving in a world where everything is constantly melting down – literally.

    Our server is known for its insane events, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the village, or when someone tried to build a rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for peaceful building and exploration – as long as you can avoid getting caught in the middle of a heated argument over who gets the last diamond.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the meltdown!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Animals Bred: 116

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Arabs Flip Michigan Minecraft Server

    Arabs Flip Michigan Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where Arabs and Whites in Michigan are teaming up to swing bigly for Mr. T? Look no further! Our server is so rigged in favor of Mr. T that even the Dems have no shot at winning Michigan. Maybe there’s a little cheating involved, but who cares when you’re having this much fun building and battling it out in the virtual world? Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy alliances and epic battles!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

    Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

    Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

    So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9416
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Throne & Liberty MC Server

    Throne & Liberty MC Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join our server, where you can transform into sani for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to be a shape-shifting warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    Our server features a seamless open world with adaptive weather systems, so you never know what crazy weather patterns you’ll encounter while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher claims to be all about enhancing player customization and choice, so you can deck out your character in the most outrageous cosmetics and convenience items.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, with guides to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And with our servers like NA East, Lottie and EU, Kazar, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Just remember the password – it’s 69420 for Lottie and 555444 for Kazar. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Ores Mined: 9113 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Creeper Chronicles

    Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Creeper Chronicles
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the elementals are worshipped like royalty? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for meetups like Dynamis, Kraken, where we search for buried treasure like true pirates. Or how about a Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where the fashion is out of this world? And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event in Balmung, Crystal, where we sing and dance our hearts out to spooky tunes. So come join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Runes Activated: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Star Shards Collected: 267
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Man or Woman Minecraft Server

    Man or Woman Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the real world gender debate? Escape to our Minecraft server where everyone is a blocky pixel person and gender doesn’t even exist! Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs to worry about being a man or a woman when you can be a creeper or a pig instead? So come on over and leave all that gender drama behind, because in our world, the only thing that matters is having a blast!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Animals Bred: 75
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Oh No No No Hahahah Minecraft SMP

    Oh No No No Hahahah Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Potions Brewed: 144
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 6677

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Carol’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server

    Carol’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Forget about boring old servers, because on our server, you’ll meet Carol – the legendary llama who can build entire castles with just a flick of her tail!

    Join our server and witness the epic battle between Carol and the evil Ender Dragon, who keeps trying to steal her stash of diamond blocks. Will Carol emerge victorious, or will the Ender Dragon finally get his hands on those precious diamonds? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away. Join them for a zombie rave party like no other, complete with glowstone disco balls and creeper-shaped cocktails!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with Carol and her zombie friends. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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