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Never Saw These Washed Up Plumbers Play Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a world where plumbers are the ultimate celebrities! Forget about those old, washed-up plumbers from the past, because on our server, we have a whole new level of plumber madness. Dive into crazy adventures, build insane contraptions, and battle against evil turtles and mushrooms! Who needs flags when you can have a plumber-tastic time on our server? Join now and experience the plumber craze like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Mines Excavated:	3371	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Incel Walk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in all of Minecraft! Join us and you’ll experience crazy adventures like incelwalking to buy ice cream at 11 pm in your very own virtual world. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to in our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Divine Spears Created:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cash 70% Minecraft SMP 40k

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Plus, our currency is 70% cash, so you can literally make it rain in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on the legendary 40k challenge where players must fight off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding on flying pigs. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Animals Bred:	175

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyDudes – Minecraft server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow male indie Vtubers to join! Why, you ask? Because we believe that only the most rugged and independent Vtubers can survive in our crazy world of pixelated adventures.

Join us for epic quests, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our all-male Vtuber community. Want to show off your oshi? Go ahead and shill them to your heart’s content! Just make sure they’re a dude, because no girls are allowed here unless they’re on topic (and even then, they better be ready to prove themselves).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a group of Vtubers who are as wild and wacky as us? We’ve got stories that will make you laugh, builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you’re a dude, of course).

So grab your pickaxe, put on your best Vtuber avatar, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in our world? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7130	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Racket Lisa Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being yelled at for playing Minecraft too loudly? Join our SMP where the only practice you need is perfecting your creeper dodging skills! Our server is so intense, even the mobs are afraid to spawn. Trust us, you’ll never hear “knock off that racket” again, unless it’s coming from a disgruntled Enderman. So come join us and let’s make some noise… in a good way!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	8754	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Power Play Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to offer you UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!

Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle. Our server is so powerful, even the Ender Dragon bows down to us.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can have UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where each color is coordinated to the opening sequence of your favorite anime! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

In our world, Pink opening means you’ll be greeted by a horde of adorable pink llamas ready to accompany you on your journey. Blue opening? Get ready to dive into a massive ocean filled with treasure and maybe a few angry squids. And don’t even get us started on the Yellow opening – let’s just say you might find yourself face to face with a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Rainbow opening, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ores Mined:	3966
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Final Map Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the final map has just been revealed by the higher ups! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You won’t find that kind of talent anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them, the loot is all yours!

3. The server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or your tools start dancing on their own!

4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity works backwards. It’s a challenge just to navigate your way around, but the views are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crops Grown:	9376	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! It’s like a virtual fashion show, and Leah is always slaying with her pixelated outfits. You gotta join just to see her latest look, trust me.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They’re like little mob bosses, trading rare items and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what they’ll do next!

And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon. Rumor has it there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7158	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty LOL Gamers – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Our first seed is choking again, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have events like Worlds 2024 where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes. And let’s not forget about our 15 Year Anniversary celebration with Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary – who wouldn’t want to hang out with those cool cats?

But wait, there’s more! How about a Dark Star theme with Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana? And if you’re feeling extra fancy, you can even get their Prestige skins!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but hey, that just adds to the fun)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Villages Defended:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Angela’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
New Chunks Explored:	426732	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Fan Service Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4867	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2