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  • BFFs vs GF: Mine Night Stand

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama of real life relationships and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs!

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  • VeggieHaterMinecraftSMP

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    Yo, so like, if you’re tired of eating those nasty vegetables but you still wanna be healthy or whatever, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP! We have a secret garden in the game where you can grow all the pixelated veggies your heart desires. And get this, if you eat enough virtual veggies in the game, you’ll start craving real ones in real life! It’s like magic or something, I don’t know how it works, but trust me, it’s legit.

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  • FaithHealFailsMC

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  • PowerPointPals

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