HeartRateFailCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Potions Brewed:	169
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyComrades

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GrindCraft SMP

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Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	135	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Annoyingly Normal

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Farms Harvested:	504	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

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So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ClassyCraftyRevenge

aita, asian, Banh Mi, Brazilian-American, brigadeiro, Chinese, Chinese American, classmates, ClassyCraftyRevenge, Conflict Resolution, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Family Support, Latinx, Mexican, racial tensions, racism, School, suspension, Vietnamese

Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NoFilterNoFilter – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being censored and told to keep your thoughts to yourself? Join our Minecraft SMP where there’s no such thing as oversharing! In fact, we encourage you to let it all out, whether it’s your deepest secrets or just random thoughts about llamas.

Our community is full of players who have no filter, so you’ll fit right in if you’re constantly blurting out inappropriate jokes or sharing way too much information about your personal life. Plus, we have a special “TMI Tuesday” event where everyone competes to see who can share the most outrageous story.

So if you’re ready to let loose and be yourself without any judgment, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wild conversations and maybe a few awkward moments along the way!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Farms Harvested:	529
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Magic Items Found:	7025
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NostalgicCraft

childhood adventures, childhood books, childhood dreams, childhood food, childhood friends, childhood games, childhood innocence, childhood laughter, childhood memories, childhood movies, childhood music, childhood places, childhood sights, childhood smells, childhood sounds, childhood TV shows, forgotten things, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old toys, past experiences

Remember the days when you used to believe that if you dig deep enough in Minecraft, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the mystical land of unicorns and flying pigs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted chicken along the way! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the wonder of your childhood dreams!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like tryna make Communist China yo mama! Taiwan’s president be like, “Nah bro, we older than dat, ain’t no way China gonna be our mama!” So come join dis server and be part of da epic battle for who’s gonna be yo mama! Plus, we got epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind! So what you waitin for? Join now and show China who’s boss!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	26008	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2