Welcome to HeartBuff! This is a minecraft lifesteal SMP server with a lot of unique and cool features!
We are experienced and actively looking for your feedback to make the server better!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 139 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join our server and become the hero that we all need! As an elf, you’ll have special powers like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and summon a herd of unicorns to trample your enemies. Plus, you’ll get to ride on giant flying pigs and have a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.
But beware, the griefer trolls are not to be underestimated. They have an army of evil chickens that lay explosive eggs and can turn into giant spiders at will. Only with the help of our brave elf warriors can we hope to defeat them and save our beloved Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the epic battle of elves vs. trolls begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Imagine a server where you can mod the game to your heart’s content, creating your own crazy creatures and epic quests. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens? Go for it! Feel like adding a disco ball to the Ender Dragon fight? Why not!
Our server is like a mad scientist’s lab, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret code that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. The possibilities are endless on our open-source playground!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
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| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly llamas who guided them through the treacherous lands of Minecraft. Together, they battled evil mobs, built magnificent castles, and even discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds! And all because they joined our server.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, tame dragons as your loyal companions, and even have dance parties with the Endermen! The possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole world of frens waiting for you in Minecraft?
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pejuang Senja, whose music will touch your soul and make you question the meaning of life. Need a laugh? Check out our Kaenglish dictionary for some hilarious translations that will leave you in stitches.
And if you’re looking for some epic merch to show off your love for Kaela, look no further! Our server has all the swag you need to represent your favorite hagsmith in style.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, laughter, and madness that awaits you!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Our server is so intense, it’s like a crossover episode between Game of Thrones and The Bachelor.
With characters like Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong, you’ll never be bored. And don’t even get us started on the current character banners – they’re hotter than a dragon’s breath.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!
2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?
4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 50 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!
To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!
Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.
From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 2586 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?
So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Potions Brewed: | 129 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
