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NukeCraft Server: Macron’s Warning

Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Frances Macron, global threat, inspections, international relations, iran, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, nuclear deal, nuclear programme, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, point of no return, political tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, united nations, uranium enrichment, Warning

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	74412	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than the iran nuclear programme!!! frances macron even said we’re nearing the point of no return with our craziness!!! join now for a blast of a time and see if you can survive the chaos!!! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!!! 🤪🧨🔥 #minecraftmadness #boomtime #francesmacronapproved

KurskCraft: Kim Jong Un’s Worst Nightmare

CASUALTIES, casualties in Kursk Oblast, casualties in Russia, Conflict, diplomatic relations, injured troops, international relations, Jong, killed soldiers, Kim, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military conflict, News, Nightmare, North Korean soldiers, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, uns, War, world news, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 3,800 north korean troops fighting in russia’s kursk oblast but don’t worry they’re just playing minecraft with us now HAHAHAHAHA. zelensky himself said it’s the most epic server he’s ever played on. join us for the chaos and fun, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little). sign up now and be part of the madness!

Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	214	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7534
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Dreamscape Kingdom 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, body image issues, body positivity, dating difficulties, dreamscape, emotional distress, fat shaming, Insecurities, Kingdom, Loneliness, love life struggles, no fat GF, no fat GFI suffer, Personal preferences, relationship struggles, romantic challenges, self esteem, self worth, societal pressures, societal standards, tfw, weight preferences

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server for the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience!

>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!

With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	6173	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Potions Brewed:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, body image, ChunkCraft, Communication, consequences, cultural experiences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Foreign Travel, healthcare concerns, hiking safety, judgment, Minecraft, obesity, overprotection, personal boundaries, Respect, safety precautions, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, sibling relationships, weight discrimination

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring foreign lands, just like the OP and their siblings.

On our server, you can hike, climb rocks, and even touch the sea (just make sure you watch out for slippery rocks and unknown depths!). But don’t worry, if you get injured, we have a special feature where your siblings can come to your rescue and carry you to safety.

Just like the OP, you can navigate through tricky situations and learn the importance of respecting each other’s autonomy (even if it means not going down that slippery rock). So come join us and experience the ultimate adventure with your virtual siblings by your side. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of teamwork and camaraderie that you never knew existed!

MineCraftRulzAITA

aita, autistic child, communication breakdown, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Frustration, horrible day, MELTDOWNS, MineCraftRulzAITA, parenting struggles, patience, pedestrian safety, road rage, rules of the road, sensory overload, special needs parenting, Street safety, traffic etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Items Found:	4719
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ores Mined:	681
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9711
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Are you tired of dealing with crazy people running in the street while you’re just trying to take your autistic kid out for some fun activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you immerse yourself in a world where running in the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your own sidewalk, bike lane, or even a whole new world where you can drive wherever you please without any crazy encounters.

Forget about swerving into the wrong lane to avoid pedestrians – on our server, the only thing you’ll be swerving around is creepers and zombies! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limits are those you set for yourself. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life street drama!

CreeperCare: Caring for Explosions

career advancement, Caring, communication skills, creativity, CreeperCare, emotional well being, explosions, financial literacy, FITNESS, goal-setting, healthy habits, learning new skills, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, nutrition, personal development, productivity, relationships, self improvement, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	799102	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Do you wish you cared more about building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create mind-blowing masterpieces that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Block of Awesomeness, rumored to grant players unlimited creativity and building skills. But beware, the Block of Awesomeness is guarded by a herd of explosive sheep that will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

And if building isn’t your thing, don’t worry! Our server also offers thrilling PvP battles where you can show off your combat skills and claim victory over your fellow players. Just watch out for the sneaky ninja villagers who are known for their deadly precision with a carrot on a stick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft builder and warrior. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of the elusive Block of Awesomeness.

Mystic Craft Realms 1.20

Anime, battle cards, card game, collectible card game, Craft, duel monsters, Entertainment, FANTASY, fictional universe, Gaming, Magic, Manga, monster cards, mystic, Realms, role-playing game, science fiction, science vs magic, spell cards, strategy, trading card game, tv show, Yugioh

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Void Gems Collected:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Bro, forget about that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave from another dimension, man! So ditch the debates about Yugioh and come join the insanity on our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares? Just join already!

Blocktopia: DailyGrind

#DailyGrind, blocktopia, Consistency, daily routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, reading, self improvement, self-care, sleep routine, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Crops Grown:	1403	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring daily habits again! Our server is so addictively fun that you’ll forget all about brushing your teeth or eating breakfast. Instead, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending pixelated llamas. Who needs good habits when you can have virtual adventures that will make your real life seem dull in comparison? Join us now and say goodbye to productivity forever!

SepticSleuthCraft

Corruption, crime, Dead, India, Indian, investigation, investigative journalist, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, murder, mysterious death, News, Police, Press, reporter, septic tank, SepticSleuthCraft, suspicious death, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Potions Brewed:	42
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

lol imagine being so ded that u end up in a septic tank. well, that’s what happened to this poor indian investigative journalist. but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t end up in a septic tank. u might end up in a lava pit or get attacked by a giant chicken tho. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe u won’t end up like that poor journalist. or maybe u will. who knows? lol.

AppleCraft: Climate Chaos

#sustainability, agricultural challenges, agriculture, America, apple production, apple regions, AppleCraft, Challenges, changing climate, Chaos, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, climate research, crop management, environmental impact, Farming, food supply, fruit industry, Productive, study, Washington State University, weather patterns

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Votes:	411
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Potions Brewed:	40

Yo, yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where apples reign supreme, but not just any apples – MAGICAL apples that can talk and grant wishes! That’s right, on our server, you can befriend these chatty fruits and have them help you conquer the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato people who have been plotting to take over the world for centuries. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a giant volcano that spews out diamonds instead of lava. Who needs boring old mining when you can just scoop up shiny gems from a volcano? Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for their favorite snack – pumpkin pie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Wild West Wanderer 1.21.4

1.21.4, ass, caps, HOWDY, list, log, long tail, Shit, Suck, tags, WANDERER, well, West, Wild

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crops Grown:	3202
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31

Hey there, wanna join our Minecraft server where we let you suck poop out of our butts for in-game currency? It’s a wild ride, trust me.

We’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. It’s like a zoo on crack, but in Minecraft form.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. It’s like a disco party every time you mine.

Plus, our community is full of unicorns and leprechauns who are always down for a good time. It’s like a fantasy land on steroids.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

MomKickBFOut Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomKickBFOut, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	7987
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of dealing with sketchy housemates in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! No more drama, just blocky fun!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone setting fire to it. Plus, we have a strict “no flammable materials near outlets” policy to keep you safe from any potential arsonists.

So why deal with real-life roommate drama when you can escape to our server and build a fortress of safety and fun? Join now and leave the real world behind – no more sketchy boyfriends allowed!

MomCraft Splitz

alcohol consumption, caretaking responsibilities, college funding, Decision making, enabling behavior, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, Home ownership, Inheritance, legal ties, Long Term Care, mental health challenges, MomCraft, pre-teen nephew, property ownership, reverse mortgage, sibling relationships, smoking habits, splitz

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5929	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a roller coaster of emotions and questionable life choices just like the OP’s sister on this server.

Reasons to join: 1) Witness the epic saga of a sister with mental health challenges, a free house, and a boyfriend living rent-free. Will she squander it all with a reverse mortgage? Find out on our server! 2) Experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, loans defaulted, and questionable life decisions. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky graphics! 3) Help the OP navigate through tough decisions like whether to give away their half of the house or not. Your choices matter in this server!

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server full of crazy family drama? Let’s build some drama together!

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	220
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1