HeartBleedsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Star Shards Collected:	221	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	5793

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4976	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	957
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Votes:	3705	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	New Chunks Explored:	728056
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Votes:	7639	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7761	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2130
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Ores Mined:	2799
Divine Spears Created:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	133
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	178	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Emeralds Found:	2103	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Votes:	7548
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	9909
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Players:	108/500	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Runes Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Towns Built:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5