come join our epic minecraft server where the injectable pacemaker regulates your heartbeat in game for 5 days before disappearing like magic! just like this nanoparticle gel tested on zebrafish and chicken embryos, your heart will be pumping with excitement as you explore our crazy world. who needs a real pacemaker when you can have a virtual one that disappears after 5 days? join now for the most heart-pounding adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Mines Excavated: 2813
Rune Stones Activated: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Runes Activated: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Farms Harvested: 434 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Towns Built: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 136 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5618 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 487
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7235 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Emeralds Found: 1750 Animals Bred: 47

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1770 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Emeralds Found: 1596
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Farms Harvested: 143
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Enchantments Applied: 69
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7341 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Magic Items Found: 1597
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 350

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 239
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Mines Excavated: 4241
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • AutisticSisRageCraft

    AutisticSisRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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