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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8268 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 943 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.
so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?