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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 593 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.
so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?