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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6906 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 110728 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.
so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?