Heartbeat Haven – Where Loneliness is a Thing of the Past

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	847	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server and never feel lonely again! our server is so lit that your heart rate will be off the charts with excitement! forget about reduced cardiovascular adaptability, because on our server, you’ll be running around so much trying to survive that your heart will be pumping like crazy!

we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.

so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?

RoomRaidersMC

Boundaries, Communication, expanding family, family dynamics, family expectations, Futon, future plans, guest accommodations, guest room, holiday tensions, hosting guests, Nursery, office space, parenting, peaceful resolutions, personal priorities, prioritizing others, relationships, RoomRaidersMC, small living space, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your gaming experience over everything else, just like this player prioritizes her own comfort over her dad’s expectations!

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without worrying about accommodating annoying guests. No need for pull-out couches or Murphy beds here, just good old-fashioned fun.

Just like this player put her foot down with her dad, you can put your foot down and demand the best gaming experience possible. No need to entertain guests for days on end, just focus on building, exploring, and having a great time.

So come on over to our server, where we promise not to judge you for wanting to prioritize yourself and your gaming experience. Happy mining in 2025!

CraftyCash SMP

Budget, budget buster, cheap hobby, costly, costly activity, costly hobby, costly hobbyist, costly pastime, CraftyCash, expensive, expensive hobby, expensive interest, expensive pursuit, financial burden, financial strain, high cost, money drain, Money Pit, pricey hobby, PRICEY., smp, wallet draining hobby

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Minecraft SMP! Join our server for the most epic adventure of your life! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with cookies. But beware, there’s a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

ToxicCraft – Where the Fans are Scarier Than the Creepers

aggressive fans, CREEPERS, cyberbullying, extreme fans, extreme loyalty, fan toxicity, fan wars, fanatical behavior, Fans, negative behavior, negative fanbase, negative fandom, obsessive fans, online harassment, online toxicity, scarier, toxic behavior, toxic community, toxic culture, toxic fanbase, toxic fandom, toxic fans, ToxicCraft, unhealthy obsession

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mines Excavated:	3121
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server has the most toxic fanbase you will ever encounter! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and plenty of trolling. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a server full of craziness and mayhem? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity mix, energy consumption, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental impact, germany, green energy, Minecraft, renewable electricity, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable resources, renewable sources, renewables, Server, Solar, solar power, SolarCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more renewable energy than Germany in 2024, like whaaat?! Our solar panels be poppin’ off at 14% contribution, like we’re basically the sun’s BFF. Join us and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the universe, where even the creepers recycle their TNT. Don’t miss out on this lit adventure, come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌞🌍💥

BorderBrawlCraft

aggression, border region, BorderBrawlCraft, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Military Action, nato, political tensions, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

so, like, this server is like the ultimate showdown between russia and ukraine, but in minecraft form. ukraine is all like “russia, you get what you deserve” and they launch this epic counterattack in the border region. but get this, instead of tanks and soldiers, they’re using creepers and zombies to fight each other. it’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pixelated graphics. join this server if you want to see the ultimate showdown between two countries, but in a totally wacky and hilarious way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

95% CI, arr, Blockers, Brazil, Brazils, Cash, cash transfer program, economic impact, effects, extreme poverty, Healthcare, incidence, indigenous communities, Indigenous groups, mortality, poverty alleviation, public health, reduction, social protection, social welfare, tb, Tuberculosis, vulnerable populations

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps
LuckPerms & EssentialsX

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	7571
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mines Excavated:	2515
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	213	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	409509	Towns Built:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1761
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!