Heartbeat Haven – Where Loneliness is a Thing of the Past

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Farms Harvested:	632
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server and never feel lonely again! our server is so lit that your heart rate will be off the charts with excitement! forget about reduced cardiovascular adaptability, because on our server, you’ll be running around so much trying to survive that your heart will be pumping like crazy!

we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.

so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Items Found:	1398

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	94	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ores Mined:	4570	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2967
Players Killed by Monsters:	4082	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Star Shards Collected:	252
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Buildings Constructed:	50
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Emeralds Found:	8232	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1122	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	1298	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Chimeras Created:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Villages Defended:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8315
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crops Grown:	7802	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
New Chunks Explored:	729313	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!