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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 6435 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 468 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.
so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?