| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3289 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 5170 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7023 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 378 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1217 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 290 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1154 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4943 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 168 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9697 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 | Potions Brewed: | 21 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 5663 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6096 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 30 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3063 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Ores Mined: | 2684 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 492 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6041 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 442 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3330 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 691 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7369 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 550 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 3468 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1647 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5746 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 7358 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6955 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2331 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7592 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 205 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8804 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
