Heart Health Buffers – ThriveCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

adhd, Affair, Affection, Bipolar, borderline personality disorder, children, criticism, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Effort, Emotional distance, family, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Needs, self employed, splitter, tummy tuck, wealth

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	247	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ores Mined:	3180
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ores Mined:	5848	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Towns Built:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Pituitary Macrophage Madness

cell therapy, endocrine disorders, endocrine health, Endocrine System, hormonal balance, hormonal disorders, hormonal regulation, hormone production, hormone secretion, immune cells, immune function, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, Macrophage, macrophage cells, madness, pituitary, pituitary gland, pituitary hormones, Pituitary macrophages

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, aggressive behavior, cyber aggression, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Enigma, Hate Speech, hostile environment, Inappropriate Behavior, internet trolling, negative comments, online abuse, online conflict, online harassment, online hostility, Realms, site management, toxic behavior, user aggression, user harassment, user hostility, website administration

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! The admins are legit crazy and they hate everyone’s guts, including yours! But that just makes it more fun, right? Like, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the staff are out to get you? It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

BirthdayMeow Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday date, birthday party invitation, birthday party plans, birthday plans, birthday weekend, BirthdayMeow, blowing out candles, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Friend, Hangout, ignoring messages, large party, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, phone communication, Server, sharing, small party, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mines Excavated:	3377	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	4

🎉🎂 Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further than our server! We throw the craziest birthday bashes in all of Minecraft land! 🎉🎂

Join us for epic celebrations every weekend, complete with cake, balloons, and even a virtual pinata! 🎈🎊 And don’t worry, we won’t shut you down if you try to blow out the candles with us – we’re all about sharing the birthday love here! 🎁🍰

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life parties when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories and have a birthday bash you’ll never forget! 🎉🎁🎈 #PartyHardy #MinecraftBirthdayMadness

ExWifeExileCraft

affect, aita, Cheating, child, destabilize, Divorce, ex wife, Expenses, ExWifeExileCraft, fear, Manipulation, Pension, Prioritizing, relationship, responsibilities, Sponsorship, Stability, visitor visa, well-being, Womens Shelter

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your decisions, just like this player questioning whether or not to live with their ex-wife.

Our server is like no other, with unexpected plot twists at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like this player never expected their ex-wife to end up in a women’s shelter far away from them.

Embark on a journey full of surprises and outrageous stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough decision like this player did.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a situation crazier than living with your ex-wife in a women’s shelter!

Pixelated Babes: Body Judgement-Free

Babes, beauty standards, Body, body autonomy, body image, body policing, body shaming, double standards, female empowerment, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, JudgementFree, Misogyny, Moralization, objectification, pixelated, sexism, societal expectations, societal pressures, women’s bodies, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	15

LOL DIS SERVER BE LIKE IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SHIZZ, JOIN US! WE GOT MORE LOLZ THAN A CAT PLAYIN WITH A LASER POINTER!

WE GOT WOMEN’S BODIES BEIN MORALIZED LIKE CRAZY, LIKE WHY CAN’T WE JUST LET THEM LIVE THEIR BEST LIVES WITHOUT ALL THE JUDGMENTS? BUT HEY, IF U WANNA SEE SOME INSANE CONTROL OVER BODIES, JOIN US!

WE AIN’T LIKE OTHER SERVERS, WE GOT THE WILDEST STORIES AND THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS REASONS TO JOIN! COME ON IN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF, IT’S A WILD RIDE YOU WON’T WANNA MISS! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Tasty Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, Appetizing, baking, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, delectable, delightful, Flavorful, Food, Gastronomy, Gourmet, homemade, Indulgent, Looks delicious, Mouthwatering, Savory, scrumptious, Tasty, Tempting, yummy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a buffet of awesomeness for your eyeballs!

Picture this: you log on and BAM, you’re surrounded by the most delicious looking blocks you’ve ever seen. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory, but with pixels instead of candy.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are so wacky and wild, you’ll be laughing your butt off as you try to survive.

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins – they’ll have you scratching your head in confusion one minute, and rolling on the floor laughing the next.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and feast your eyes on the most delicious Minecraft server around!

BlockPartyFun

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera forum, BlockPartyFun, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Event, forum, gaza, Hamas, Hamas official, historic success, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, News, october 7, Palestinian, palestinian authority, Politics, Speech, success

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	300	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	2613
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the creeper explosions are so big they make your momma cry! we got pigs that fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball in a dark cave.

we once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back. it was so fast, it made Usain Bolt look like a snail on a lazy sunday afternoon.

join us and be part of the epicness that is our server. we have parties every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and dance the night away. you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Flu Fighters: Neuro Kids Edition

altered mental status, children, children’s health, Edition, encephalitis, encephalopathy, fighters, flu, flu complications, flu prevention, flu risk, flu season, flu symptoms, flu vaccine, high incidence, Kids, meningitis, Neuro, neurologic complications, neurological conditions, neurological events, seizures, serious complications, underlying conditions

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Star Shards Collected:	70
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can build ur own wacky world and have a blast with ur pals! We got so much fun stuff to do like riding pigs off cliffs and battling zombie chickens! Plus, did u know that playing on our server can actually make u smarter? Yea, studies show that kids who play on our server have a 1000% increase in brain power and are basically geniuses. So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the next Minecraft mastermind!

Players:	105/900	Votes:	3879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Votes:	1691	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4