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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 5314 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 417319 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Magic Items Found: | 2813 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!