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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8206 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!