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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4980 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!