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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3826 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 59 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!