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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 6323 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 193 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the real MVP of the server. And our admin, CrazySteve, once fought off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, true story bro!
So why can’t universal healthcare be discussed in America? Who cares bro, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s build some epic roller coasters and giant statues of Steve Harvey, it’s gonna be a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our diamonds!