HealthcareCraft: Where you can choose between B-2 Bombers and Free Healthcare!

aircraft, B-2, BOMBER, BOMBERS, Budget, Choice, choose, cost, debate, decision, Defense, free, Free Healthcare, Government, Healthcare, healthcare system, HealthcareCraft, Military, military spending, national security, Politics, public health, social services, Technology

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Emeralds Found:	1539
Villages Defended:	9	Potions Brewed:	36
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose between flying a B-2 bomber or receiving free healthcare! Why settle for just one when you can have both in our wacky world of blocky adventures?

Join us and experience the thrill of soaring through the skies in a top-secret stealth bomber while also enjoying the luxury of never having to pay a medical bill again. Who needs diamonds when you can have unlimited healthcare at your fingertips?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn kingdom where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil dragons with your trusty diamond sword. And did we mention that all players receive a pet panda that can do the moonwalk on command?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you can have B-2 bombers, free healthcare, and dancing pandas all in one place?

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crops Grown:	3446
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5086
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crops Grown:	4131
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	164

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Buildings Constructed:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Farms Harvested:	193	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Holy Grails Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Farms Harvested:	871	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	3652
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	5809	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ores Mined:	6150	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	251035	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	153
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver