Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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