Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 8 Dimension Hops: 10
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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