Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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