Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Crops Grown: 9422
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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