> he didn’t upgrade his PC to play… Minecraft SMP

Computer, Didnt, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experience, gaming pc, gaming peripherals, Gaming Rig, gaming setup, graphics, Hardware, Minecraft, PC, Performance, Play, smp, software, Technology, Upgrade, video games, Wilds KWAB

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as possible!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we have chicken races! And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots. But watch out, because the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can even turn dirt into diamonds with a single oink!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Upgrade your PC, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft SMP!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	825
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Star Shards Collected:	159

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3447	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Potions Brewed:	161	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3146	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchantments Applied:	212	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Potions Brewed:	135
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Zombie Dances:	3
Emeralds Found:	7633	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6017
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1019	Towns Built:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Towns Built:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4096	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6908
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4134	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ores Mined:	881
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1895
Emeralds Found:	3399	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2685	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.