New Minecraft Servers

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • Under His Minecraft SMP Pull

    Under His Minecraft SMP Pull

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a guy named Steve who offers to share his bed with you. Trust us, we learned that lesson the hard way. But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join our server!

    Looking for a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? We’ve got you covered. Want to participate in intense PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies? You’ve come to the right place. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. And if you ever hear the sound of a creeper hissing behind you, just remember to scream like a banshee and run for your life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to steer clear of any guys named Steve with a suspicious glint in their eye.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FlexCraft: Not What U Think

    FlexCraft: Not What U Think

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate flex zone! We have a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and show off their rare loot.

    But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake!

    Join our server now and show everyone what a real flex looks like. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon and endless cake, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AzerCraft: No Russian Speculation

    AzerCraft: No Russian Speculation

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if russia was like a minecraft server trying to play down speculation over azerbaijan airlines crash. like, bro, come join our server and forget about all that drama in the real world. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so OP, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. forget about politics, come build a giant toilet house with us instead. trust me, it’s way more fun.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoatSMP

    BoatSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    A Brazilian Server that every time someone resets the world restarts in another seed (Server Port can change go to https://discord.gg/JBs6RJPvC8 for IP and port details)

    boatsmp.duckdns.org:6394

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Modern Men’s World 1.21.2

    Modern Men’s World 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, forget about trying to impress women in real life. Join our Minecraft server instead and become any kind of man you want! No need to worry about your genes holding you back, just be lazy and have fun with us!

    We’ve got a diverse community of players who are all about having a good time and building epic creations. So why bother trying to fit in with different types of men when you can just be yourself in our crazy virtual world?

    Don’t waste your time trying to impress women when you can impress us with your mad building skills and hilarious antics. Join now and let your inner weirdo shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP