Hazen SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	549	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Holy Grails Found:	5

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	150	Dimension Hops:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	282
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magic Items Found:	7855	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Divine Spears Created:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	84	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Runes Activated:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1775
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4764
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9241	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Crops Grown:	3999
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchantments Applied:	71
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	144	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Crops Grown:	2806	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3285
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Votes:	3226
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	108/600	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	47